
The Kumu Squirrel Report · №03 · The Squirrel Board Meeting
Maybe it's time for a website that actually works.
Your website isn't decoration. It's part of your sales infrastructure.
Six squirrel executives around a boardroom table. The slide reads: Q3 digital performance — traffic down, conversions down, AI visibility unknown, competitors up, acorns +37%. The CEO asks, "Okay. Who hired the web agency?"
The uncomfortable part
Traffic down. Conversions down. AI visibility unknown. Competitors up. Every quarter that chart gets shown, and every quarter the conversation stops at the same place: nobody can say what to fix first.
That happens because the website is discussed as taste rather than performance. Without a score, every opinion is equally valid and nothing gets prioritised.
A benchmark ends that. Fifteen dimensions, scored against named competitors, with the evidence attached — so the next board conversation is about sequence, not taste.
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We identify the structural, content, brand, search and AI signals holding your website back — and build the fixes, in priority order.
Brand Integrity Index and Signal Strength Index scores
Competitor comparison your board will recognise
A prioritised fix list with expected impact
A re-measure so improvement is provable
7 + 8 = 15 — seven Brand dimensions, eight Signal dimensions, one score.
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