A squirrel executive feeding website pages into an industrial AI machine that outputs competitor cards

The Kumu Squirrel Report · №05 · AI Ate My Website

AI can't recommend what it can't understand.

The internet changed. Most websites didn't.

A panicked squirrel feeds website pages into an industrial AI machine that keeps printing competitor cards. "WHY DOES IT KEEP RECOMMENDING THEM?!"

The uncomfortable part

Feed a typical corporate website into an AI system and watch what comes back out: competitor A, competitor B, competitor C. Not because they are better. Because they are legible.

Machines reward the same things a busy buyer does — plain claims, named specifics, dates, numbers, sources. They punish the things a nervous committee adds: hedging, jargon, and pages that say a lot without stating anything.

The fix is not writing for robots. It is writing so a stranger could repeat your offer correctly after one read.

Brand and Signal AI Findability Benchmark

Kumu makes your company easier for search engines and AI systems to understand, verify, compare and recommend — without turning your website into robot food.

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Whether your claims are checkable and attributable

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How machines currently summarise your company

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Comparison readiness against named competitors

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The evidence gaps that keep you out of answers

7 + 8 = 15 — seven Brand dimensions, eight Signal dimensions, one score.

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